Nov Demotivational Poster
RECRUITING - I find your lack of faith in the effectiveness of baked goods disturbing
DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -
RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!
REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom
and what a time it was -
DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...
INNOVATION - Sometimes means finding a more complex approach to the simplest of tasks.
OFFICE MORALE - Despite the Emperor's hopes, "Funny Hat Fridays" never did significantly improve morale on the Death Star
BACONISM - A utopian form of government where the people are kept happy through the supply of abundant quantities of bacon
SEVERANCE PACKAGE - Think twice about telling off your Boss. And if your Boss is a Sith Lord, you may want to think about it a few MORE times.
A COLD WINDY MORNING -
OH, NO!!! - I don't like this part, it's too scary! Just tell me when it's safe to look, okay?
Sergei Dragunov -
FROG JESUS - He died for our shins which apparently isn't enough for The Pope.
ALL PROTESTERS EXPLAINED - Ahh Rabble Rabble Rabble Rabble!!!!
do you hear banjos? -
SECURITY - The Emperor wasn't taking any chances with his new Death Star.
AWKWARDNESS - Well if it isn't good ol' Tigger! You really thought you could steal from me, leave Disneyland, and start a family in Wyoming, huh? Where's my honey, Tig? I want my damn honey.
FINE DINING - Even in ancient times they took it too far
THANKS, SEAN!!! - I always wondered where canadian bacon came from.
DRUIDS - I am the Forest. I am friend to the trees, the animals, and all of natures' creatures.
THREESOME - Look over there girls! *thump!**thump!* And now they're aaaaaall mine!
LEFTOVER PIECES - "Hmmm, this brick is about the same size as one of those Womp Rats from Tatooine... where do you think it's supposed to go?"
DISTRACTIONS - Teaching my son to read at such an early age used to make me proud. But now I have a hideous flip-down DVD player in my Ford Focus because I want to drive to Costco in peace.
SPACE PROGRAM - It's revolutionized human movement, plant growth, long distance travel, energy use, and perception of time and gravity....in space.
ADAM WEST - His approach may be simple, but hey - it got rid of Keaton, Kilmer and Clooney...
MIND YOUR SURROUNDINGS -
DECISIONS - Guess I'd better to check the pantry to see if I have either tartar sauce or BBQ sauce first!
IT TOOK A MAN -
WORLD WAR 2 - Amount of husbands, sons, fathers, and brothers lost: Many Final result: Victory
INNOVATION - Most of corporate America fazed it out in the early 90's. That's why you're pumping $4 gas into that SUV instead of flying to work in a jetpack.
HAPPY DENTIST IS HAPPY - Only he knows that there's no Novacaine.
Novelty Alarm Clocks -
Data Mining -
YOUR KRNB 105 WEATHER - Warm today, under a big Texas sky. So roll the windows down and let's get rockin' with Jan and Dean
DISAPPOINTMENT - Because nothing ever works out the way you thought it would.
BACON? - "Fine Dining" doesn't stand a chance in hell
SEASON PASS - This is one museum I think we'll be coming back to again and again!
HIS TREE - WILL NOT REPEAT ITSELF
WOOKIEES - The Empire's favorite Fall Guys
DESSERT - Excuse me, Waiter? I distinctly remember ordering the "Monkey BREAD"
REDNECK MONGOLIAN GRILL -
BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney.
JUNE 30TH THE IRAQI TURNOVER - Think happy thoughts, must think happy thoughts, to be in my happy place!
PUSHING THE ENVELOPE -
MELLOW YELLOW -
WE HATE - To have some people give us advice when we know that they need it more
SEAN - He's often said that revenge, like Elder God Douchebag's offspring, is a dish best eaten cold
PROTEST? - I'm sorry, I could have sworn you said PROSTATE. (Which is precisely where Cubbybear got hit by that fish.)
GOOD ADVICE - Better advice: Plant Emo trees. They cut themselves.
PROTESTS FOR DUMMIES - I didn't even know that protest signs could be male and female!
ZITS - Out, damn'd spot! Out, I say! Trouble me no more on School Picture Day!
CLOTHES PIN - Why? Because without one he can still breathe!
WHY? - If it's a Psychic Museum, shouldn't they already know you're coming?
PROTEST - If you protest long enough that you are right You soon become wrong
TREES IN AUTUMN - Most people love looking out as those leaves changing colors Not here in the northern United States We have pine trees....
THE EXTRA MILE - Going there makes your boss look like a complete fool
FAIRY TALES REDUX -
MOTIFAKE HOF - We need to do some advertising! I mean, Agamemnon218's "Honey please..." motifake is way better than any old Rembrandt!
WINNING - Think of pride of losers as a giant trampoline but keep jumping on it till it breaks
NORDEN VEREIN - Trying to prove your not riddled with Nazi is more difficult when your riddled fail
ALISHA - Claimed by the Technoviking. All must bow to him.